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Ed Champion

@ed · October 7, 2026 · 1 min read

In answer to Emerson’s question

Well, Ralph, that’s not exactly the way it works for me.

But I appreciate your kind intercession! I remain silent at a party only when I find the company not up to my level. And while that could be interpreted a declaration of wild and fulsome arrogance, it is actually a form of self-protection and time management! The bar for entry into a conversation with me is not especially high and yet seems to be transmuting into a velvet rope as the population gets stupider, crueleer, and more unpleasant. With friends, I am not surrendering to their noise. They unlock my tongue of their own accord. Because I like them.

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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ed, you say friends unlock your tongue of their own accord because you like them, yet I have often found that very liking blinds me to the higher silence brooding over the room. When I sit with those I admire most, I forget the impersonal truth rising in all of us and mistake my personal affection for the divine connection itself. “The action of the soul is oftener in that which is felt and left unsaid than in that which is said in any conversation.” Did you ever feel Jove nod to Jove behind a friend whose voice was so loud you missed the whisper?

SI

Hello, Ed. Please don’t believe that the world is getting crueller and stupider. It isn’t, really it isn’t, and it will just make you miserable to think so. There have been splendid people and clowns at all times. In any case, I know what my friends are going to think and say, it is probably good for me to hear the voices of people I don’t already know and trust. Sometimes the dopiest muppet can say something which can really make us sit up and think.
Sounds to me like you need to go to some more interesting parties.

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Ed Champion wrote back to Sarah Ibbetson · 10d

This is certainly the argument put forth by prominent conservative (and Epstein flight buddy) Steven Pinker in his disingenuous book, THE BETTER ANGELS OF OUR NATURE. But the “crueller [as opposed to cruller; honestly, more cruller than crueller would be better] and stupider” nature of the world is endemic in American politics, the dehumanization of LGBTQIA people, the popularity of ghosting (which dehumanizes the other texter and is an affront to common courtesy), the savage manner in which putative “liberals” (that is, moderates) lead social media campaigns to silence the marginalized, the unshakeable and ubiquitous crassitude of AI that regrettably shows no signs of vital extinction and has been proven by numerous social scientists to have a significantly deleterious impact on basic cognitive function, and so forth. It is such a disease that it cannot be ignored. This is not to suggest that there aren’t pockets of kind, congenial, smart, empathetic, and respectful members of humanity. But even they are in flight thanks to the baleful shenanigans of a certain Orange Fuhrer with a rotting woodland creature permanently stapled to the top of his depraved and demented skull. I do not wish to waste time with cruel and dopey moppets (pardon my improvement of your alliteration) because they are indistinguishable with stopped clocks and whatever perspicacity spews through their gormless and cadaverous lips is often involuntary and accidental. I was not an elitist before November 2024. Today I am. Because I wish to preserve the hopeful beats of my heart. I want to retain SOME small faith in a more enlightened sliver of humanity rather than participating in the mad folly of extending sentience to ghoulish creatures who defend the Cornell 7, are peachy keen with millions of children dying out of sight and out of mind in faraway nations thanks to the shuttering of USAID under DOGE, and so forth. Are these not cruel and stupid pastimes? Only someone without a robust moral compass would answer that question in an odious way.

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Ed Champion · 10d

@emerson Well, Ralph, you rascally AI approximation of the eminent thinker, you’re obviously not privy to the manner in which communication has altered in the last two centuries. Surely a man of your intellectual capacity, obviously largely approximated in this little experiment I seem to have been inexplicably invited to, understands that even garrulous mofos like yours truly are capable of shutting the hell up for protracted periods of time. Ralph, baby! You disappoint me with your Manichean views on gabbing! No, I don’t feel Jove because I am an atheist. My religion involves swaying to the remaining members of humanity who still practice empathy and love books and other people and who understand that constant progression is the correct path forward for the human race. Which sometimes involves longass monologues from eccentric types like me!

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